Automatic Age

T he A
u t o m a t ic
^eviathan Sinks With
Rabkin on Board!
i The mob that formed in New York
>boi- to lynch Bill Rabkin for send-
^8 Post cards back from Europe de­
l i n g the delectability of alcoholic
^coctions dispensed in those coun­
missed out on their calculations
the Leviathan sunk 12 miles
Bill and his bride floated in on
cask, landing in the Harlem
After drying out, he sent the
foll °wing telegram to the AUTO-
V ic " A G E :
, "Leviathan burned up nine thou-
^ tons of oil bringing us home, but
trip wag worth the effort. If ma-
of'ne operators only knew the taste
: perman beer, Italian wine, French
S*'8 and London gin they would buy
. ^oscopes by the car load and make
* a trip. Notify
" whole
’ ’
money for
ten
r e I have good sized article on
^opean machine conditions in No-
Old Top.”
William Rabkin.
O r d e r s ln q u ir ie s
C an b e
cured
by
SAIL
71
A ge
We handed the telegram to Opera­
tor Charlie who happened to be in
the office.
“ Well,” quoth Charlie, “ I know the
taste of German beer, I know the
taste of London gin, and I know the
taste of Italian wine, but I don t
know the taste of French women.
We told him that reminded us of
a story got off by a couple of vaude-
villians. Said the first one:
“ I saw a goat down the street with
his nose cut off.”
“ How did he smell?” asked the
second one.
“ Terrible.”
That reminded Operator Charlie of
one. The stage cop arrested the
comedian.
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. ,
“ What’s your name?’ demanded
the cop.
“ Jule,” replied the comedian.^
“ Jule? You’re name’s Julius.”
Said the comedian: “ If my name
was Bill would it be bilious? Or if
it was Jack would it be Jack-us.
Other stories were told which it
would be healthier not to pnnt.
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