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u t o m a t ic
^eviathan Sinks With
Rabkin on Board!
i The mob that formed in New York
>boi- to lynch Bill Rabkin for send-
^8 Post cards back from Europe de
l i n g the delectability of alcoholic
^coctions dispensed in those coun
missed out on their calculations
the Leviathan sunk 12 miles
Bill and his bride floated in on
cask, landing in the Harlem
After drying out, he sent the
foll °wing telegram to the AUTO-
V ic " A G E :
, "Leviathan burned up nine thou-
^ tons of oil bringing us home, but
trip wag worth the effort. If ma-
of'ne operators only knew the taste
: perman beer, Italian wine, French
S*'8 and London gin they would buy
. ^oscopes by the car load and make
* a trip. Notify
" whole
’ ’
money for
ten
r e I have good sized article on
^opean machine conditions in No-
Old Top.”
William Rabkin.
O r d e r s ln q u ir ie s
C an b e
cured
by
SAIL
71
A ge
We handed the telegram to Opera
tor Charlie who happened to be in
the office.
“ Well,” quoth Charlie, “ I know the
taste of German beer, I know the
taste of London gin, and I know the
taste of Italian wine, but I don t
know the taste of French women.
We told him that reminded us of
a story got off by a couple of vaude-
villians. Said the first one:
“ I saw a goat down the street with
his nose cut off.”
“ How did he smell?” asked the
second one.
“ Terrible.”
That reminded Operator Charlie of
one. The stage cop arrested the
comedian.
. ,
. ,
“ What’s your name?’ demanded
the cop.
“ Jule,” replied the comedian.^
“ Jule? You’re name’s Julius.”
Said the comedian: “ If my name
was Bill would it be bilious? Or if
it was Jack would it be Jack-us.
Other stories were told which it
would be healthier not to pnnt.
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