Automatic Age

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Youngster: “ Five cents worth o f
castor oil, please.”
Druggist: “ The tasteless kind, I
presume.”
Youngster: “ No, sir, it's fo r fath­
om ”
A certain newspaper that made a
practice o f answering inquiries from
readers received this one:
“ Please tell me what is the matter
with my chickens. They go to roost
apparently well. The next morning
we find one or more on their backs
on the floor, stiff, combs white, and
the feet in the air.”
It was the editor’s busy day, and
this was the answer his reader re­
ceived :
“ Dear sir, your chickens are dead.”
Judge
(to
convicted b u rg la r):
“ Have you anything to say before
sentence is passed.”
Burglar: “ The only thing I'm
kicking about is bein' identified by a
man that kept his head under the bed
clothes the whole tim e!”
Two famers met on the road and
pulled up.
“ Si, I ’ve got a mule with distem­
per. W hat’d ye give that one o’
yours when he had it? ”
“ Turpentine. Giddap.”
A week later they met again.
“ Say, Si, I gave my mule turpen­
tine and it killed him.”
“ Killed mine, too. Giddap.”
The proprietor o f an inn at Diko-
vina, in the Trans-Baikal territory o f
Siberia, provided her customers with
‘whale steaks’ from a mysterious
source o f supply, which on investiga­
tion proved to be the carcass o f a
mammoth preserved by the arctic
cold fo r nearly 20,000 years.
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