Play Meter
Issue: 1983 December 15 - Vol 9 Num 23 - Page 7
Letters to
the editor • • •
score mo t likely have Pac-Persons
video games. In M ar hfield, the very
mention of video game has led bureau-
crats co idiocy, delusion of grandeur,
and phobias of any box larger chan a
toaster that has an electrical cord
attached . The yndrome has rhu far
pread into Providence and Cumber-
land, Rhode Island, where a train of
communism is also associated with ir.
Thi viral train is also known as
" home-rule" and governmental greed.
Tho e hardest hit usually die of pov-
erty.
Evacuation to the ouch Pole is a
sugge red cure for those who do nor
wish to infringe on the constitutional
rights of video operatOrs.
In New Jersey, video games lead co
drug , public urination, and sex in
driveways . In prehi toric New Jer ey
(before reviralizarion ), all of the above
were acceptable ; however, sex was
limited to Class 5 roadways except
during mammoth stampedes.
In Utah and Maine, video games lead
ro celibacy and bingo.
Video games have also been linked
Audio Visu
Videos cause
potholes, measles?
A quick review of Bill Brohaugh's
article in rhe eprember 1 issue ( p. 99 )
has left me with the following conclu-
sion: Bill was born, reared, and till lives
·
in a bubble in Biblebelr, U A!
Any re ponsible journalist can ee
chat video games are re ponsible for
MANY EVILS!
If Bill rook the rime co do there earch,
he would have discovered the relation-
hip between Pac -Man and blue movies.
Only an idiot can overlook the direcr
relationship between co lor Gardner
X -Y moniror and oral gratification!
Furthermore, the corruption that
video games has caused could only be
overlooked by a aint, a blind man, or
omeone who live on a Bahamian our-
island with a population of 0.
As a former reporter and investi-
gative researcher I have found that
video games are re ponsible for all orr
of evils, and these evils rend to be con-
nected in some direct way .
Video game cau e cancer at Love
Canal, Three Mile Island, and at all
medical centers on the East oa c.
Video games are responsible for the
scare of the economy. Thi is mo r
apparent in our nation's defen e budget
increa es on Capiro! Hill.
Video game are most hazardous in
Massachu errs where epidemics are
spreading south and will hie Florida by
December .'>I, 1983. At Cumberland
Farms grocery scores they have been
known ro contribute to obesity. These
PLAY METER. December 15. 1980
Offering the finest
new and used
equipment
REPRESE NTING LEADING FACTORIES
• SALES , PARTS , SERVICE •
ARCADE PLANNING
SPECIALISTS
Eve r y new and used video
in sto c k at all times
YOU'VE TRIED THE REST,
NOW TRY THE BEST
WE'RE EAGER TO SERVE
1809 Oli e Street
ouri 63103
(314) 421-5100
Fo r further information. ca ll P
(collect )
Entringer
7
the editor • • •
score mo t likely have Pac-Persons
video games. In M ar hfield, the very
mention of video game has led bureau-
crats co idiocy, delusion of grandeur,
and phobias of any box larger chan a
toaster that has an electrical cord
attached . The yndrome has rhu far
pread into Providence and Cumber-
land, Rhode Island, where a train of
communism is also associated with ir.
Thi viral train is also known as
" home-rule" and governmental greed.
Tho e hardest hit usually die of pov-
erty.
Evacuation to the ouch Pole is a
sugge red cure for those who do nor
wish to infringe on the constitutional
rights of video operatOrs.
In New Jersey, video games lead co
drug , public urination, and sex in
driveways . In prehi toric New Jer ey
(before reviralizarion ), all of the above
were acceptable ; however, sex was
limited to Class 5 roadways except
during mammoth stampedes.
In Utah and Maine, video games lead
ro celibacy and bingo.
Video games have also been linked
Audio Visu
Videos cause
potholes, measles?
A quick review of Bill Brohaugh's
article in rhe eprember 1 issue ( p. 99 )
has left me with the following conclu-
sion: Bill was born, reared, and till lives
·
in a bubble in Biblebelr, U A!
Any re ponsible journalist can ee
chat video games are re ponsible for
MANY EVILS!
If Bill rook the rime co do there earch,
he would have discovered the relation-
hip between Pac -Man and blue movies.
Only an idiot can overlook the direcr
relationship between co lor Gardner
X -Y moniror and oral gratification!
Furthermore, the corruption that
video games has caused could only be
overlooked by a aint, a blind man, or
omeone who live on a Bahamian our-
island with a population of 0.
As a former reporter and investi-
gative researcher I have found that
video games are re ponsible for all orr
of evils, and these evils rend to be con-
nected in some direct way .
Video game cau e cancer at Love
Canal, Three Mile Island, and at all
medical centers on the East oa c.
Video games are responsible for the
scare of the economy. Thi is mo r
apparent in our nation's defen e budget
increa es on Capiro! Hill.
Video game are most hazardous in
Massachu errs where epidemics are
spreading south and will hie Florida by
December .'>I, 1983. At Cumberland
Farms grocery scores they have been
known ro contribute to obesity. These
PLAY METER. December 15. 1980
Offering the finest
new and used
equipment
REPRESE NTING LEADING FACTORIES
• SALES , PARTS , SERVICE •
ARCADE PLANNING
SPECIALISTS
Eve r y new and used video
in sto c k at all times
YOU'VE TRIED THE REST,
NOW TRY THE BEST
WE'RE EAGER TO SERVE
1809 Oli e Street
ouri 63103
(314) 421-5100
Fo r further information. ca ll P
(collect )
Entringer
7
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