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Answer Man,
What's all the hoopla about the
Sea Wolf? I've owned one for seven
months , and it ain't made me any
money yet .
Signed,
Disgusted Detrolter
Disgusted,
I'd suggest taking it out of the
carton and putting it in a location .
Ought to i~prove collections sharp-
ly .
Answer Man! I bought this great
game at a low price from Innovative
Coin Company , but now I need
some parts and when I call their
telephone number I keep getting told
that it's been disconnected . What do
you suggest?
Sincerely,
Worried WIlIle
Worried Willie! I'd suggest sending a
message by homing pigeon . You still
won't receive a reply , but you'll find
the pigeon a hell of a nice pet, and
you can use the cabinet of your
"great game" for a coop .
Answer Man ,
I am a 21-year-old college co-ed
who is interested in getting into the
coin machine business . Do you think
that the men in the industry are ready
for liberated women?
Dedicated Feminist
Dedicated Fem ,
I can't speak for my colleagues,
but I'm certainly BROAD-minded
enough to welcome liberated wom -
en . And if you'll just send me your
measurements , I'll see if my com-
pany needs anyone with your
qualifications .
• • Jules Millman for sainthood . ••
•• More sexy gals on back glasses . ••
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Dear A.M.,
Can you explain the law of
"supply and demand" as it applies to
the coin machine business?
Curious Reader
Dear C .R. ,
Let me put it this way . Suppose
you operate an arcade . If the good
Lord supplies the rain , you'd better
have a ton of quarters on demand .
•• One if by Land , two if there are
two players . ••
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Hey Smart Guy ,
Last time I wrote you for advice ,
you recommended "Block-Buster"
as a big money maker . I bought six of
those counterfeits, and I'm using
their cashboxes to grow mushrooms .
Desperate Dan
Hey Desperate ,
Let me know how the mushroom
crop pans out. I have a few
. "Block-Busters" of my own I'd like to
, convert to more profitable use . In the
meantime , I'll experiment with rais-
ing red worms .
•• Bally's my pally . ··
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• • An empty cashbox is like one
hand clapping . ••
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Dear Answer Man ,
Why should I buy machines from a
distributor? I can buy direct from
some manufacturers and save a lot of
money .
Thrifty Ted
Dear Thrifty ,
Address aU questions on these
transactions to : Homing Pigeon
Raiser.
•• Buy American - don't use
Canadian coins . ••
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Answer Man :
My distributor recommends raising
the prices on my flipper games from
October, 1977, PLA Y METER