Mechanical Memories Magazine

And here are some of the other entries
Oi Harry! ... I'm standing over here.
Too much cranking dislocates your arm.
Being naive Myrtle thought it was the wind raising his jacket.
Stupid place to put a coin return.
7 /6d "to ride II what the butler didn't see.
Damned yacht, fire both tubes! Periscope down!
Nothing worse than having your bum bitten by a Jack Russell Trilby.
Quick Gladys, look. 'Er Ladyship has gone down with the butler, and now he 's
taken her up the back passage.
What they did not see - the wet paint sign that had blown away.
You wouldn 't think my father was a vicar would you?
Well I mean it this time, either Horace stops taking Viagra, or we stop coming to
the bloody pier.
Cor Blimey! I think I've wet my Y fronts.
What a bugger when you get a thin bent one stuck in the slot.
Bryans follow up their "Magic Machines II with one that levitates your hat.
And now lot 49 ... come on Clapham you can lift it higher than that!
Try the "Man Magnet" only a penny ... Wrong!. .. she's over there.
Whilst attempting to avoid paying his Council Tax he rode his perspex bicycle
smack into a machine!
Issue 32???? .... well on this machine anyway!
Donald McGee is first to pay £20 to screw a nameplate to the pier deck.
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