Automatic Age

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They Furnished Facilities
“Breddem, sistem,” said the pas-
tor» sadly surveying his dark flock
a face full of woe, “when I done
*°°k this cong’gation I was prom-
1Sed a salary. This salary was to be
^aid in chickens. I has been ex-
e n d in ' de scripture for two months,
aild now I wishes to ax— whar is dem
Sickens?”
There was a long silence.
Then a gaunt deacon arose and
®aid: “ Rev’rend Jones, we is mos’
^ r t i l y sorry dat yo’ has been de
^ctim of a mistakenship. Y o ’ has
Misunderstood de method of which
pastors is paid. W e provide yo'
^ ‘d do lantern and two gunnysacks
and den yo' collecks dat salary yo’-
self.»>
Meant Nothing
Emmanuel, who was a mule ten-
r* appeared
one
morning
on
Crutches.
“Lor'l” exclaimed a friend. “ Ah
fought yo’ was one o’ de bes' mule
i d l e r s in de business.”
. “ So Ah is,” said Emmanuel proud-
but we done got a mule in dis
hornin’ dat didn't know mah reputa­
tion.”
Only one perpetual pension is now
being paid by the British Govern­
ment.
This is the annual sum of
*25,000 to the holder of the Nelson
earldom.
The w orld’s greatest disasters by
J*® were: London, 1666; M oscow,
^ 12; Chicago and Paris, both 1871;
{Joston, 1872. Baltimore, 1904; San
^ an cisco, 1906; and Salonica, 1917.
IF
Y O U ARE A M A N
Who Has Had Experience
Operating Vending Machines
1C you can appreciate a
Ii
good money making and
mechanically perfect vending
machine when you see it.
I f
you have from $1000.00
to $5000.00 which you
would like to invest with your
services
in an
exclusive
agency for your territory.
THEN
Sit down and white us a let­
ter telling us all about your­
self. If your letter satisfies
us that you are the type of
man we desire, we will then
send you full details of our
N E W legitimate vending ma­
chine which is going to take
the country by storm.
BLUB RIBBON
Care A U T O M A T IC AGE
^ The tenant o f the Foulis estates in
Jutland, in accordance with an old
^udal agreement, is supposed to pay
0t his lands with a bucketful o f
sHow.
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