June 2, 1928
PRESTO-TIMES
QULBRANSEN DEALERS
IN REGIONAL MEETING
Series of Gatheringss of Piano Merchants Rep-
resenting the Gulbransen Co. Come to
Close with Meeting at Portland.
THINGS SAID O R SUGGESTED
OFF FOR CONVENTION
The hot June day was waning fast,
When thro' the warerooms dim there past,
A youth who wore a badge of blue
With words that swift attention drew:
"New York."
His smile was pleasant and his eye,
Gladly beamed, when his gay good-bye
Rung out, as he turned where purpose led,
Waving the badge with words which said:
"New York."
"Where to in haste?"' the old man piped.
"Why those glad rags and hatband striped,
And socks which shriek—your answer lisp,
Wherefore the badge with legend crisp?"
"New York."
"Me for the Broadway light so bright
Where wheels of life both day and night
Are oiled with lubricants of joy
And gladness knows no grim alloy.
So long!"
"Rut what of the meeting which convenes,"
The vet'ran asked, "the serious scenes;
Talks to make the Commodore ring,
Shame to the err.'ng dealer bring?
How 'bout it?
'"When gavel tap resounds thro' hall
Will you evade the duty call,
Or vigilantly stay to note
When uplift measure needs yotr vote?
Answer!"
"knowest thou, old top," the youngster tipped,
I'm Big Chief in the great uplift
Right at home on the speaker's forum,
Who d'ye think put Q in quorum?
I'm the guy.
"But allee samee. it's little me
To sample Broadway's revelry,
Watch me listen when thrillers call,
You should worry! I'll taste 'em all.
I'm off."
* * *
NOT SO GOOD!
"Some of us will be unavoidably prevented from
attending the convention and not a few perhaps might
wish to say a few long-distance words on some topic
under discussion," writes J. S. Parmenter, Pueblo,
Colo., who adds: "Why cannot the officials invite
short speeches made on phonograph records from the
absent ones?"
When members would be in a companionable mood
the canned greeting of the absent brother would be
very cheering. But the home-made record is not
dependable and accidents are liable to happen to
records made with the best intention. Something
like this might occur:
"We will now listen to a few phonograph remarks
by our absent brother, Col. Cash-Price of Oskalooloo,
la.," is the introduction of the chairman as the secre-
tary inserts the record in the machine.
"Mr. Chairman and Gentlemen," bravely begins the
big funnel on the rostrum. "I regret that I am rob-
crick-robbed of the crick, crickucket-o-o pleas-ooah,
ooah, crick, crick, wee-eeeee of attending-ding, wee-
ee-br-r-r-r tarra-oo-oo-be-ee-beebow-wow-crick quack-
crick-crick," and so on. You know T how those home
made records behave.
* * *
THE TIPSTER'S LESSON
"I saw a man w r ho was loud in his objections to
the tipping system get a jolt in a San Francisco hotel
a little while ago," said Arthur O'Leary, sales man-
ager for M. Steinert & Sons, Boston.
'"He was English and Englishmen especially ac-
cept the custom here because they were bred to
it at home. The Englishman, though, has a perfectly
graded system for his tips.
"This man traveled out of Buffalo and was new to
the observances of the road. We sat in the hotel
lobby while he held forth on the iniquities of the tip
system and the rapacity of tipees.
"He stood up to go with me to the train, and was
struggling into his overcoat when a young man, who
looked like an employe, in passing volunteered to
help him, and with a polite 'allow me,' gave the Buf-
falo man's coat the helpful boost.
"The latter murmured his thanks and despite pre-
vious denunciations proffered a dime for the service.
But the helpful one declined it and passed on with a
pleasant smile."
"Certainly that was a surprise," commented Mr.
O'Leary's listener.
"Sure," agreed the M. Steinert & Son's traveler,
"but 'twas only a slap on the wrist compared to the
slam that came later. When we were seated in our
train, Mr. Buffalo reached to his inside overcoat
pocket for his gold-mounted, monogrammed, real seal
cigar case, and found vacancy.
"Swiped?"
"Yea, frisked to a fare-you-well. His mileage book
was gone, too."
"Was he mad?" innocently asked the interlocutor.
"Oh, no; he only threw a fit in a gentlemanly
way," was the retort of Mr. O'Leary.
* * *
The mule is one inhabitant of Missouri that won't
be shown. While pounding a pair of the long-eared
animals in-an effort to get the wagon close to the
curb, a piano mover for Martin Bros. Piano Co.,
Sedalia, last week got a sideways kick that knocked
him aroun' the corner.
The Gulbransen Company, Chicago, finished its
1928 program of regional dealers' meetings with an
unparalleled record of attendance at the meeting last
week in Portland, Ore. One hundred per cent of the
Gulbransen dealers in the state of Washington were
in attendance and all but one of the dealers in Oregon.
Others present were from Utah, Montana and Tdaho.
This was the seventh of the regional meetings.
Gulbransen merchants in all parts of the United States
have had the opportunity of meeting with the com-
pany and with the other Gulbransen dealers in the
territory, to map out plans for improving the piano
business in the future, from the retail angle.
Presenting the Thought.
John S. Gorman, vice-president and sales manager
of the Gulbransen Company, put before the men the
thought and presented the evidence that the public,
properly approached, will buy pianos. He also em-
phasized the hope that the piano business will recog-
nize that its true competition is from the outside,
not from within, and that a policy of live and let live
should be established.
Mr. Gorman emphasized the progressive step taken
by the National Piano Manufacturers' Association in
organizing the promotion committee, which has been
in successful operation long enough to have gained
momentum and to have started to get results for the
piano business that will eventually help every one
in it.
Window Advertising Dominates
From the standpoint of advertising the dominant
interest on the part of the men was in store window
display. The window service was taken hold of by
the merchants in a very unusual way, particularly
display features, modern store electric signs and
proper setting of pianos in the store window. Other
angles of the advertising end of the modern music
store presented by Walter Kiehn, advertising mana-
ger, where newspaper advertising, outdoor advertising
and proper equipment of salesmen with literature,
that assures efficient selling.
Tn connection with the meetings the Gulbransen
Company was host Monday and Tuesday noons to
the dealers at luncheon served in the club room. On
both days the assembled merchants and ladies sang
community songs in a way that reflected credit on
them. On Tuesday Irene Euster was at the luncheon
through courtesy of H. H. Princehouse, manager of
the piano department of Tull & Gibbs of Spokane,
Washington.
R. E. McClelland of Rumbaugh's Department Store,
Everett, Wash., played the Gulbransen piano, accom-
panying Mrs. Euster and the group singing.
The Georgian Room of the Heathman Hotel was a
wonderful setting for the Gulbransen Salon of Pianos.
Outstanding were the Spanish grands, four-foot six-
inch Art Grand, Art Model Minuets in ivory, Japanese
red and walnut; Autograph Triano in beautiful wal-
nut, Semi-Period Triano grand in mahogany, foor-
foot six-inch reproducing grand and other special
instruments.
G. E. Corson, representing the Gulbransen Com-
pany in the Pacific Northwest, was on hand to greet
the dealers.
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