February 18, 1928
P R E S T O-T I M E S
CENTURY=OLD CHICKERING
STILL IN CONSTANT USE
Piano Made 103 Years Ago Is Prized Possession of
Dix Family, Maiden, Mass.
THINGS SAID OR SUGGESTED
That's good. Now put that 'Best California' sign
on 'em.
"Another way these piano dealers outrage public
sentiment is in the untruthfulness of their advertis-
ing," he resumed to the drygoods man in a loud and
virtuous voice. "They have a positive genius for
deception in that respect. It is—"
"James, I wish you would fix up those—ahem—
A TOURIST APPLICANT
too ripe oranges in fresh tissue wrapping, before the
Early in the fall R. K. Settergren, president of forenoon rush begins," was again the aside advice.
the B. K. Settergren Co., Bluffton, Ind., was anxious
"I have done so already, sir," responded James,
to find a few good action men. He put an ad stating respectfully, ever thoughtful in all things appertaining
his desires in the Chicago Sunday newspapers. On to lively grocery business principles.
Monday morning he arrived at the factory filled with
"You are a good boy, James. Yes," continued
expectations. Before he could remove his coat an
Litewaite, the grocer, again addressing himself to
applicant for a job entered his office.
the drygoods man from next door, "it makes my
"Well, you're first, anyway," said Mr. Settergren blood boil to see the public fooled by these piano
cheerfully. "I suppose you saw the ad in the Sun- selling schemes."
day papers?"
"That's right; it makes me hot under the collar,
"Why, no," admitted the early bird. "I came in too," agreed the drygoods man.
on one of those freight cars you see switchin' up the
"By the way, Yardly, my wife says that the silk
tracks."
skirt she bought in your store yesterday is only mer-
"What can you do in this factory?" asked Mr. cerized cotton. How about it?" asked the grocer,
Settergren less hopefully.
sternly.
"Why, I can turn me hand to most anything," re-
"I can't settle a drygoods question in a grocery.
plied the man, airily.
Tell her to come around to the store," replied the
"Ever work on baby grands?"
drygoods man, evasively. "What brought me in at
"No.
But I varnished baby buggies for two all was to tell you that the lower half of that barrel
weeks at Bellhammer's in Grand Rapids.
of sauerkraut you sold me is pickled alfalfa."
"Next!" roared Mr. Settergren.
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* * *
WHAT THE CYNIC SAYS
Mrs. O. W. Lane of Great Barrington, Mass., pro-
vided the photograph from which the accompanying
cut was made. Undoubtedly, this is one of the very
oldest Chickering pianos still in use, for it is now 103
SCOOPS
A scoop in daily newspaper work is the spreading
of an item of news before readers who have not
already seen the same news in other newspapers. A
trade paper "scoop" is also that but often it is the
blunderbuss that kicks the head off the scooper.
* * *
THE LOOKING
GLASS.
"Why, the thing is criminal! It is iniquitous, and
it is time the commercial forces should exert them-
selves to stop this fooling of the public by these
blatant advertisers of the piano trade, "sputtered
Litewaite, the grocer to the dry-goods dealer from
next door.
"These bait ads, for instance, have all the elements
of deceit," continued the wrathful grocer pacing an-
• grily to and fro. "Just plain, unadulterated deceit
and—"
"James," he interrupted, in an aside to the clerk
who was arranging the fruit and vegetable display,
"have you turned over the apples this morning so
that the—ahem—soft ones will be nearer the middle
of the barrel?"
"Yes, sir," said James, who was a bright boy and
had hopes of a partnership.
"Right, James. Yes, siree," the grocer continued,
addressing himself to the drygoods man, "these piano
trade advertisers are jeopardizing every retail trade
by exciting doubt and suspicion in the public mind
by presenting used pianos slicked up to look like new
pianos and—"
"James," the grocer again addressed his clerk in a
stage whisper, "I hope you haven't forgotten to brush
the mold off those runty prunes and to sprinkle a
little warm water on 'em to swell 'em up a bit? Yes.
"The automobile is a rubber-tired cash separator
which is being used largely to keep prosperous Ameri-
can citizens from worrying over how to invest their
money," said the piano wareroom cynic. "Auto-
mobiles come in all sizes, from the flivver to the
bootlegger size. A small car with only twelve con-
densed horses in it can be driven over the curb and
into a telegraph pole as successfully as a big car
which costs $12,000, and has tires as fat as elephants'
legs."
* * *
SMUT GLORY
"Slushington, the lyric writer, looks all puffed up
with pride. Has he struck pay dirt at last?" asked
Rubberneck.
"Yes," replied Hackscribble, enviously. "He wrote
the words of that smutty song that got the Belch
Vodville Theater closed by the police last night."
* * *
It is said that Gen. Augusto Sandino, the leader
of the Nicarauguan rebels, can neither read nor write.
His great accomplishments are commanding an army,
constantly on the move and playing the mandolin
whenever he finds a moment to sit still.
* * *
Some scientists now contend that the early serpent
had feet. Maybe. It is even possible it may have
worn them off chasing the first apple prospect.
BOWEN PIANO LOADER
CHTCKER1NG NO. 349.
years old. The original purchaser of this instrument
—No. 349—was T. B. Curtiss, a Boston music teacher
who bought the piano in 1825 from Jonas Chickering,
founder of the Chickering Company. This was only
two years after the first Chickering was made, for
Jonas Chickering turned out the first piano which
bore his name in 1823. Incidentally, the Jonas Chick-
ering nameplate is still on the fall-board of Mrs.
Lane's piano and may be read quite as easily as
when the piano was new.
Mr. Curtis later sold the piano to James H. Dix
of South Maiden, Mass., the grandfather of the pres-
ent owner. Mrs. Lane writes that her own grand-
children now use the piano and that "its tone is still
very sweet." It will be noted, therefore, that this
century-old piano has been used by five generations
of the same family. Mrs. Lane states that the piano
has been featured a number of times in Great Bar-
rington for Colonial concerts. Visitors to her home
almost invariably comment not only upon the fine
tonal quality of the piano today, after a century of
use, but also upon the harmonious lines of the ma-
hogany case which still retains all its original charm
and beauty. It is not to be wondered that Mrs. Lane
says of the old Chickering: "We treasure it very
highly because of its old associations."
NEW YORK PIANO CLUB.
The annual meeting of the Piano Club of New
York was held in the clubrooms February 14. The
regular ticket presented by the nominating committee
was elected: President, John M. Haffen; vice-presi-
dent, Joseph V. Miller; treasurer, A. L. Bretzfelder;
secretary, Charles E. Reid. For Board of Governors,
terms to expire in 1930, George W. Ullman, L. D.
Perry, Gus G. Kindervater, Joseph D. McGeveran
and Harry J. Van Cook.
ORGAN TRADE IS GOOD.
Trade in organs is good just now," said H. W.
Washburn, advertising manager for the Skinner
Organ Company, whose offices are at 677 Fifth ave-
nue, New York, to a Presto-Times representative
this week. He said that both their factories in
Massachusetts were busy.
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