September 17, 1927
P R E S T 0-T I M E S
HAPPENINGS IN THE
TRADE AT LOS ANGELES
New Piano Department Planned for Depart-
ment Store—The Rice Family Reunion
and Other Interesting News.
THINGS SAID OR SUGGESTED
CURE AND
PREVENTATIVE.
"Please send me a copy of your Presto-Times jour-
nal, also giving me price of prescription," writes a
Missouri dealer, who, according to a Chicago piano
manufacturer, does not need any cure for a sick-
business.
He is now in receipt of the desired copy and has
been made aware that the price of the prescription is
$2 per year. It also has been pointed out to him
that "Presto-Times is of great potency as a preventa-
tive of as well as a cure for music business ills. Ab-
sorbing the contents regularly every week acts as a
stimulus to sales activity, refreshes advertising
thought, dissipates the noxious effects of pessimism
and prevents fatty degeneration of the piano sales
plans."
* * *
THE IMP GREW
UP.
r
The charming w ife of a certain piano man of the
middle west is an unfailing attendant at piano trade
conventions.
While pleasantly chatting with a
young and particularly successful Xew York piano
traveler at one of the social functions during the
trade gathering in Cleveland this week, she jocosely
claimed to be "as good a piano man as any of 'em."
The lady's father was a dealer who met reverses.
When he died, leaving nothing to speak of in money
or property, his daughter was bravely competent to
make a living for herself. After a course at a busi-
ness college to supplement her high school years, a
position was a necessity.
Naturally the piano business was the one she most
desired to become associated with. With that pur-
pose in view she journeyed from her New England
home to New York to apply for an office position in
a house, the owner of which she considered friendly.
"That was twelve years ago," she said to the young
traveler who was an interested listener. "So, reach-
ing New York, I put on my most becoming hat and
gown and proceeded to Mr.
's office.
" ' I s Mr.
in?' I inquired of the impish office
boy; they are always impish, but this one was more
so than usual.
"'Xo, he's out,' said the imp.
" 'Very well,' I replied, 'I will wait until he conies
back.'
" 'Suit yourself,' agreed the impish office boy.
"1 sat down. An hour passed. My eyes ached
from looking at the clock; another hour; people came
and went. But I never moved. The office imp
went out for his .lunch, and came back, but there I
sat firm in my purpose. Another hour. I was get-
ting hungry. The office boy gave me impish looks.
It only made me more determined to stick. Three
o'clock. I weakened.
"'Do you think Mr.
will be back today?' I
feebly inquired.
" 'Xot unless there's been a collision or the engine
blows up,' he blurted.
" 'What?' I snapped.
" ' H e sailed for Europe this morning.'"
"You certainly showed amazing grit that day for
a young woman," commented the piano traveler with
a quizzical laugh.
"Yes, I did," said the lady. "But 1 believe." she
added laughingly, "that you think I exaggerate the
circumstance of my firmness."
"Not a bit of it," replied the piano traveler. "1
know every word is true, for T was the impish office
boy."
* * *
A Cleveland piano man recently protested against
the average snapshot portrait and voiced a hope that
Presto-Times would "kill" a particular cut of him
made from a kodak snap at a piano man's gathering
some time ago. He was informed that the bit of
kodakery had been used by another trade paper.
"Most snapshot portraits are sufficient grounds for
a damage suit," commented the Cleveland man.
"Have you ever noticed," he asked, "that the mouths
of most snapshot victims are agape?" They are, and
as one cannot keep the mouth hermetically sealed
at a convention, the snapshotter should be sup-
pressed.
* * *
An egotist is a man who thinks the piano he sells is
better than yours.
* * *
"You need change," said the eminent medical ex-
pert. "You must rouse yourself and go out and
mix with your fellow man and talk with him."
"Why, doc, 'tis mixing and talking that's got me
to this point of nervous prostration."
"What is your work?" asked the E. M. E.
'Tm a piano salesman on the outside and a spie'er
for fair."
* * *
We have it on the word of a Wabash avenue piano
salesman that left handed people are usually geniuses.
He calls attention to the great—what's that? Why,
of course, he's left handed himself.
* * *
A piano salesman very much wanted by a Western
house was averse to all kinds of humor. On his
first day in the store he quarreled with the book-
keeper because the latter ventured a joke at the new-
man's expense. It may have been a very poor joke.
Anyway the salesman made it clear he would not
take a joke. Nine weeks later while in charge of a
branch store he took all the money he could collect
and skipped in a grave and serious manner.
* * *
"That boy of mine is a wonder at picking up tunes
and he remembers every tune he hears."
"Gee! He'll be invaluable as a composer of popular
songs sometime."
* * *
Personal magnetism is something with which you
can start things your way.
By GILBERT BRETOX.
The report that the well-known Walker Depart-
ment Store at Fifth and Broadway, Los Angeles,
had opened negotiations with several piano manu-
facturers to establish an extensive piano department,
was freely discussed in the trade this week. Although
it is not definitely settled what agencies will be
represented, it is known that two prominent manu-
facturers, one in Xew York and one in Boston, have
the matter under consideration.
The children and sisters, cousins and aunts of
the well-known piano veteran, I. X. Rice, surprised
him during his recent visit to Los Angeles by issu-
ing a call for a family reunion. About 27 relatives
and friends of the popular piano man responded, to-
gether with a number of Mr. Rice's personal friends.
Manager Jordan of the Heine Piano Co. was among
those present. The evening was spent in social in-
tercourse and music. Mr. Rice, who has been incor-
rectly quoted in these columns as approaching his
Hist birthday, announced that be was only fO and
good for many returns. Mr. and Mrs. Rice returned
to San Francisco last week and after a brief stay will
return to make Los Angeles their permanent home.
Geo. 11. Barnes, president of the Barnes Music
Co., 322 South Broadway, has been e'ected chief
manager of the new check protection association
which has been adopted lately by banks, and busi-
ness men, the object being to prevent loss from the
issuing of fraudulent checks.
Ben l'latt is taking a brief vacation at Arrow
Head Springs. During bis absence the affairs of the
Platt Music Co. are being piloted by Vice-President
Geo. Epstein.
J. T. Fitzgerald, who has been absent on an ex-
tended vacation in the northwest, is expected back
next week. Manager Yonkers feels justly proud
of the showing of the 24 Knabe pianos at the Holly-
wood Bowl. It was considered the greatest adver-
tisement ever offered in the city of Los Angeles, from
the fact that over 100,000 cultured people composed
the audience.
Representative llann is very enthusiastic over the
outlook of the new Glissando piano attachment and
several important sales of the Starr piano have been
made under his direction during the past week.
ENERGETIC PIANO TRAVELER
Marshall Breeden, the well-known representative of
the Jesse French & Sons Piano Co., New Castle,
Ind., has been very active in Los Angeles during the
past week and feels quite encouraged at the fall out-
look for the sale of his line. Mr. Breeden has had
many years' experience and is widely known both
in wholesale and retail fields.
NEW CHICAGO STORE.
Michael Grodsky and Frank Klinge, formerly of
The Lincoln Music Shops, Chicago, announce their
return to Lincoln Square with the North Town Radio
Shop at 4710 Lincoln avenue, corner Leland avenue,
carrying a complete line of phonographs, pianos,
radios, musical merchandise and records.
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