PRESTO
STOP ALL SALES
UNTIL YOU READ
Here's a Promise Compared to Which. the
Shortest Installment Note You Get Is
of Small Value and May as Well
Be Extended.
ANNOUNCEMENT EXTRAORDINARY
George P. Bent Breaks Into Monotony of Pre-Con-
vention Plans with a Special Invitation Lim-
ited to Few in the Business.
If it proves possible to find any eligibles within the
very limited lines drawn by Geo. P. Bent, one of the
biggest events of the music trades convention in Chi-
cago next June will be a gathering of the experienced
young men of the industry and trade to do justice
to a dinner provided by the gentleman named. This
we know by reason of the following which must be
read carefully in order to avoid any invasion by
giddy old people upon a meeting of the Volstedian
assembly of antiques, whether thirty years old or
eighty years young. But read.
Mr. Bent's Invitation.
Los Angeles. Calif., March 28, 1925.
Messrs. Abbott and Daniell,
Presto Publishing Company,
417 South Dearborn street,
Chicago, 111.
Dear Friends: Am planning to, some night during
the coming Convention, give a dinner to old friends.
Do not know what night it will be; in fact, I have
not made any arrangements whatever, but I wish
you would make an announcement in Presto some-
thing after this style:
DINNER TO AND FOR THE AGED!
Of the Music Trade.
To be eligible for this dinner no one must be much
less than sixty years of age. Aiide from that, there
will be no age limit. The more decrepit and derelict
each one is, the better.
Those wearing false teeth, false hair, gray hair,
hair thin or absolutely gone, will be especially wel-
come, also those whose sight and hearing are fail-
ing, and those who must come on crutches or carry
canes.
I especially desire to have with me on this occa-
sion those who have, or can pretend to, an air of
doddering senility.
Some things I must know in advance, so as to pre-
pare for my guests. I must know whether you use
spoons exclusively, or other tools at table. All those
eligible to accept this invitation, ulease write me as
soon as possible, care of the Illinois Athletic Club,
where I shall be from April 13th until after the Con-
vention is over.
Various sizes of spoons will be provided for those
who subsist on liquid diet, and, of course, 1 nives and
forks will be provided for those who are still able to
masticate. There will be some poems and short
speeches by those who are still able to talk, for the
benefit of those who are still able to hear.
Hoping for early replies to this invitation, which is
cordially and sincerely extended, I am,
Very truly yours,
GEORGE P. BENT,
Illinois Athletic Club, Chicago.
Accompanying the foregoing invitation there came
also a personal communication which may or may not
have been designed to be of confidential character.
But, in the absence of any specific instructions to
the contrary, Presto presents some of that part of
Mr. Bent's personal communication which may serve
to explain what will also follow. Mr. Bent says:
''I want you to prepare a poem for the occasion,
and be on hand to deliver it. I am going to try to
get Robert O. Foster to come, with a poem, Col.
Payson with a speech, Jas. Bowers, Mr. Matchett
(and no doubt others) with a speech, also Jesse
French, with a poem, and I shall endeavor to get
Collins and Bush to entertain us, as both are gifted
in demonstrating the speech and actions of the aged!
Mr. Price is also expected to make a speech."
A "Pome" and Apology.
What Mr. Bent sets forth there is the cause of
Presto's I'oik presenting his "poem" at this time.
And more especially so in view of the large spoons
which are to be provided for such guests as may still
be able to swallow anything not too tough. Hence
this, with apologies to all of the cripples of what-
ever age:
The years roll on—or do they fly
In keeping with this rapid age,
When lightning's slow
and Ford.s whiz by,
And babes are w r ise as old-time sage?
Well, let the poets tell of that,
While we strum Time's old instrument,
And dream of Casey at the Bat
And sing the halt and blind—and Bent!
Of course we know that Time's a fake.
And has no power to make us old,
But still his custom 'tis to make
Us kids act strange and almost bold;
The recompense they tell about
That comes to all with lives half spent,
Is also ours, without a doubt—
Tf we know worry, care—and Bent.
So who wants youth, with all its cares
Of learning how and growing bald—
Bemoaning lack of lady fairs
Who never come when they are called!
'Tis better much to gather 'round
And hear Will's voice with Adam's blent,
While Platt plays on his Circus Grand,
And dance with cripples, old—and Bent.
They'll Get Here.
It is certain that when June "comes smiling up
this way" there will be a scampering of cripples, the
bald and toothless, to prepare themselves for the use
of any tools of whatsoever kind they may be in the
habit of employing in their Wrigley exercises. And,
having spoken with what may seem unbecoming
levity on a subject which will seriously interest a
large number of readers, it may be added that Mr.
Bent's invitation, aside from its characteristic and
distinctly witty style, will need no R.S.V.P., in large
capitals, to insure a hearty acceptance by every crip-
ple who can hire a Yellow, or otherwise get from
their confinement in the factory, office and store,
throughout the country, long enough to be in Chicago
for even one day during the convention.
OLD MUSIC STOCK SOLD.
April 4, 1925.
RADIO FANS HEAR THE
BRAMBACH EVERY NIGHT
New York Piano Broadcasts from Station
WGBF, of Evansville, Indiana, Six
Nights in the Week.
A Brambach Baby Grand has been chosen as the
official piano of Station WGBF, Evansville, Ind. The
Brambach is used in their studio for all concert work.
Through this station, music from the Brambach
reaches a tremendous audience every night in the
week. WGBF is one of the most powerful broadcast-
ing stations in the country and is heard throughout
the Middle West as well as in the Eastern and
Pacific Coast States by radio fans whose sets get the
more distant stations.
This is a tribute to the tonal qualities of the Bram-
bach, for only the clearest toned instruments are
acceptable for this kind of work. Of course, great
numbers of persons among the radio audience are
keen critics of music. The favorable comment re-
ceived on the musical qualities of the Brambach has
proved Station WGBF made a wise choice in choos-
ing the Brambach for this most exacting service.
The Brambach was chosen for this Station's broad-
casting through the efforts of Harding & Miller,
Brambach dealers in Evansville. Not only has
Harding & Miller's accomplishment increased Bram-
bach sales in their own territory but has impressed
a huge radio audience throughout the middle west
with Brambach's merits.
WESTERN PIANO CORP. NEW
NAME IN CALIFORNIA
Title Replaces Old One of Kohler & Campbell Piano
Industries of California.
The Western Piano Corp. is the new title of the
Kohler & Campbell Piano Industries of California,
a change that the company considers will obviate a
lot of confusion caused by the old company title.
No change of location is meditated, the offices on
the fourth floor of the Phelan Building continuing
to be Pacific Coast wholesale offices for the fol-
lowing: uprights, grands, players, and reproducing
pianos (Welte-Mignon Licensee):
Kohler & Campbell, Brambach, Autopiano, Daven-
port-Treacy, Behr Bros., Hazelton Bros., Kroeger,
Milton and Francis Bacon.
The Western Piano Corp. is also a service head-
quarters for the Standard Pneumatic Action Co.,
Auto Pneumatic Action Co., De Luxe Rolls, for
Welte Mignon (Licensee).
A full range of styles in all lines is on hand in
San Francisco for immediate delivery to Coast deal-
ers. B. P. Sibley is president of the Western Piano
Corp.
The building and music goods stock formerly
RECONSTRUCTION PLANS BEGIN.
owned by the Music Store, Fullerton, Nebr., has
passed into the ownership of W. B. Phillips of Col-
The Lang Piano Co., 2140 Ridge avenue, Philadel-
umbus. The store has been a matter of litigation for
phia, has begun reconstruction of its building, and
years and has been closed all that time. It was
when the work is completed, about May 1 the busi-
opened last week by the new owners and the stock is ness now at 1204 Columbia avenue, will be removed
now being sold. Friday and Saturday of this week
there. Two other stores are maintained by the com-
the remaining stock will be sold at auction. The new pany, that on Ridge avenue and at 1514 South street.
owners plan on remodeling the building and will offer
The branch stores also carry a line of musical
it for rent.
instruments.
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