Mechanical Memories Magazine

Issue: 2009-September - Issue 37

The (not Bollands) Burglar
By Richard Goddard
Regrettably, this article is not about the Bolland Burglar working model, I only wish it
was. I last contributed an article to MMM last autumn; a jovial look at the machines at
Southport Pier, little did I realise then that my next contribution would be anything but
jovial and would relate to my machines being stolen.
I read with interest Richard Brewerton's letter in the June edition of MMM
regarding the stolen machines. The burglary was very upsetting and distressing not only
to me but also for my wife Sally, because quite a few other personal items were stolen as
well. I was going to use the word devastating but on reflection that is too harsh a word,
the Asian Tsunami was devastating, we all know that countless individuals were killed,
it ruined people's lives and deprived many of their livelihood; my loss is totally
insignificant compared to this.
But then we all exist in our own individual worlds and are often oblivious to
circumstances other than those that directly affect us. Some widen their 'life experiences'
by actively doing charity work or becoming involved within organisations but in the
main we are becoming generally solitary creatures, compared to a generation ago.
Many of Richard Brewerton's comments were spot on. The police have indeed
phoned me to say that the case has now been ' filed ' and that means no further action or
investigation but they were in fact more thorough than I had expected. They did conduct
house-to-house enquiries and did keep us informed of developments, we also received
calls from the community support officer and crime reduction officer - note that the title
of Crime Prevention is no longer used!
The burglary has given us a further understanding to the phrase Victims of Crime.
A burglary was something that we considered could happen but never thought it actually
would. To come home from a very pleasant evening to find that your home, your own
very personal private spaces have been violated by someone is indescribable. It left a
very deep sick feeling in the pit of my stomach and I consider the act of a burglar going
from room to room and riffling through your own personal possessions as
'psychological rape' .
I have been asking myself many questions since that night and the biggest
question is 'do I wish to continue collecting machines'? Over the past couple of months
I find this the most difficult question to answer. I do not wish to collect anything if I
can't share the pleasure with other people and this is where my point about being
rather 'solitary' comes from. We keep ourselves to ourselves not because people are
intrinsically lonely, private or withdrawn; but for self-preservation purposes and that is
a sad indictment of today's society.
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I am still unsure whether I was a target or whether the thief just got lucky. The police
expressed a view that it contained the hallmarks of opportunist and unprofessional
thieves - who knows. We were only out for a few hours when it happened and the only
people who knew we were not at home were the friends that we visited. Last year I
wrote a series of articles for MMM about photographing slot machines and included a
number of photos of my machines. I have asked myself numerous times, did I
inadvertently advertise the fact to the thief (or unscrupulous collector) that I had these
machines, through the very pages of this magazine. I hope in all sincerity that it was not
via these pages.
It has taken me some time to get over this and for weeks I just ignored the slot-
collecting world on the web and in MMM, I just could not bring myself round to looking
on the web or reading about my hobby. However, in such circumstances we need to
move on and that is exactly what I intend to do, so yes I will be collecting again but my
machines will now be kept away from my home.
Good advice to all collectors who own machines have already been covered by
Jerry's article in the May edition, and Richard's letter in the June edition of MMM, and
Richard's suggestion of a 'stolen register' is a very good idea. Thankfully, I had taken
many photos of my machines both inside and out and this greatly assisted in proof of
ownership. Be aware that insurance companies insist that if you claim for anything
stolen you need to prove ownership of that item; and the reason is that there are in
excess of 2000 false insurance claims per week in the UK. I have to say that the
insurance company have been very good and I have not encountered any insurance
problems at all.
Following on from Richard's comments regarding safeguarding your machines, as
well as bolting machines to walls/floors etc one recommendation that I would urge all
collectors to do is install a burglar alarm. If you do not have one, sell one of your
machines to pay for it! This piece of equipment is the single most effective deterrent to
the burglar. I would gladly forfeit one machine to save all the others. I started off this
article by mentioning Bollands Burglar......... now did they also produce the
executioner as well!! I leave it to your own imagination as to where my thought process
is going.
I would like to thank Jerry for all his help during this time both behind-the-scenes
and through the pages of MMM, I sincerely hope that fellow collectors will not suffer
the same fate. It is times such as these that the value of this magazine comes to the fore,
it not only serves as a catalyst for collectors of machines but also as a channel to feed
through views, thoughts and ideas to other like-minded individuals.
Richard Goddard
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