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CAMP HUMOR
( E DITOR'S NOTE - So p o pula r
was the f e atu r e o n World War N umber
T wo Camp Humor in the July issue,
we have d ecid e d to o ffer a few a ddi-
tio nal colum n s o f typ ical Army Camp
Humor of the present conflict . )
The soldiers were waitin g imminent
transfer to th e fi ghting front. In the dusk
one of th e soldiers called out to a passin g
khaki clad fi gure : " H ey, buddy, got a
match ?" A light was fort hcoming and as
he stll'rted to th ank him for it, th e private
was horrifi ed to see the man was a three
star general.
"I beg your pardon, sir," he said, sal ut·
in g smartly. "I didn 't know you were a
general it's so da rk 1-
" Th at's all right son," replied th e gen·
eral. "J ust thank God I wasn't a second
lieutenant."
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GI: "Let's walk in the park."
She : " No . . I'm afraid if I do you'll. "
GI: " No, hon estly I won't."
She : " Oh, well, what's th e use then ?"
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bowed to him. The wife, scenting an earlier
love affair, asked :
" Who is the lady, dear ?"
"Oh, j ust a girl I met professionally."
" No doubt," meowed th e wife, " but whose
profession- yours or hers?"
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Definition s: An optimist is a man who
th inks his wife has quit cigarettes when
he find s cigar butts around the house.
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A shoulder strap is a pi ece of ribbon so
placed as to prevent an attraction from
becoming a sensation .
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Women can b e divid ed into three classes :
prizes, surprises and-consolation prizes.
A newly marrie d doctor took his wife
walking wh en a pretty girl smiled and
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She had a fi gure lik e an hour glass and
she made every minute count. As she came
out of the restaurant a GI walked up to
h er and said : "Hello, sweetheart. How
about a little lovin'?"
"Are you," she inquired sternly, "in the
habit of saying that to strange wom en? "
" Yes," he replied.
" I'll b et you get a lot of slaps in th e
fa ce."
"I do ," he commented. " But you'd be
surprised how much lovin' I get, too."
At figures I was never dumber
Than when I'm asked for my serial
number.
Once upon a time there were seven
brothers. The first one was a lawyer and
the second one didn' t know a nythin g ei th er.
Th e third was a politician and the fourth
was a crook, too. The fifth was a banker
and the sixth occupied the cell next to him.
And the seventh was a bachelor like his
father.
T h e private was writing a letter to his
mother. " The food in this camp is absolute
poison," h e complained, adding, " and such
small portions."
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