Coin Machine Journal

Issue: 1932 May

May-June, 1932
THE COI N M A C H I N E J O U R N A L
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Prof: ‘‘W ill you men please stop
exchanging notes in the back of the
room?”
Stude: “Them aint notes. Them’s
dollar bills. We’re shooting craps.”
P rof: “Oh, pardon me.”
A woman got on a trolley car and
finding she had no change handed
the conductor a $10 bill. “I ’m
sorry,” she said, “but I haven’t a
nickel.”
“Don’t worry lady,” said the con­
ductor, “you’ll have just 199 of ’em
in a minute.”
Now we know why there are so many
pins in a shirt when the laundry returns
it. They are put there to keep the shirt
from falling apart.
Murphy : “What’s that in your
pocket ?”
Pat (in a whisper): “Dynamite.
I ’m waiting for Casey. Every time
he meets me he slaps me on the chest
and breaks me pipe. Next time he
does it, hell blow his hand off.”
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During a train journey a man
dashed down the corridor. “Has
anyone any whiskey ?” he asked. “A
lady has fainted in the next com­
partment.”
A flask was handed to him.
He took a good drink, and then
said calmly, “It always does upset
me to see a lady faint.” Then he
went back to his own compartment.
Then there was the pug whose seconds
called him the "Iron. Man*’ because it
was such a hard job lifting him from the
canvas.
Spring Is Here!
Little Emily had been to school
for the first time.
“Well, Darling, and what did you
learn ?” asked Emily’s mother on
her return.
“Nothing,” sighed Emily hope­
lessly. “I ’ve got to go back tomor­
row.”
The sandwiches served at most bridge
parties are about as satisfying as drinking
beer with a spoon.
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Teacher: “ J ohnny, I ’m sur­
prised! Do you know any more
jokes like that?”
Johnny: “Yes, teacher.”
Teacher: “Well, stay a f t e r
school.”
Eastus: “Boy! When ah kisses
me wife she jes closes her eyes so
tight.”
Sambo (with enthusiasm): “Ah’ll
say she do.”
Bastus: “What’s dat ?”
Sambo (not so enthusiastic.) :
“Ah say, do she?”
There are many suggestions to prevent
hoarding but the most likely one is to rub
our money with garlic.
In a country newspaper appeared
the following advertisement:
“The man who picked up my wal­
let in Fore Street was recognized.
He is requested to return it.”
The next day this reply was pub­
lished: “The recognized man who
picked up your wallet requests the
loser to call at any time and collect
it.”
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THE COIN M A C H I N E J O U R N A L
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“Life Made Easy”—Keynote at
New York’s Patent Exposition
and land plop against your rich
uncle’s vest!
Well, cheer up. Our busy inven­
tors have fixed all that. Their ac­
tive, fertile brains do not slow up
AVE yon a yen for non-skid
soap! Is heating the baby’s
bottle an irksome chore?
Does Sunday’s chicken skid off
the plate while you’re carving it
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Iron Claw
OPERATORS
Pin Game
JUST FIVE OUT OF THOUSANDS!
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No. 40—S-ln-f Tool Set. Hol­
low nickel handle. Highly tem­
pered steel tools. Price per
doz. ........,................ .........$8.40
No, 41—-Same with hard rubber
corrugated handle. Price per

....$9.00
No. 97—Armored Knioht Table
Lighter. Silver and cadmium
plate. King of the pin game
prizes. Can also be used in
iron claws as per special in­
struction. Press head-guard—
it snaps and lights. Black
onyx base with felt bottom.
Price each ___________ ...$2.40
May-June, 1932
in times of depression. They seem,
indeed, to work a little faster.
If you went to the International
Patent Exposition in New York,
you saw all of these gadgets that
are going to make life easy for us
some day. If you didn’t you can
see them at the Chicago fair next
year.
Strangely enough, none of the
5,000 inventions displayed ares now
being manufactured and sold. As
a matter of fact, the purpose of the
show was to interest manuf acturers
in them.
Holding the bottle for baby
“must be the most annoying duty
in modern life,” Ruth Seinfel wrote
of the show in the New York Eve­
ning Post:
“This reporter counted no less
than five gadgets to take the place
of a weary parent beside the crib
or perambulator, and hold the bot­
tle in place while baby sips.
"There was one that clamped to
the side of the crib or the carriage.
Two clutched the edge of a table or
high chair. One stood on two wire
legs and held the bottle supported
in a wire cradle between them. One
looked like an instrument of tor­
ture straight out of the dungeons
of the Inquisition, a contraption of
arched and twisted wires to be
placed over the baby while he is
lying down.”
Appropriately e n o u g h , milk
comes next to the baby’s bottle as a
source of trouble—on the basis, at
least, of inventors’ evidence. Ap­
parently, Miss Seinfel continues:
“A good many householders
reach outside the door of a morning
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No. 20 — Bullet-Shaped 2-Cell
Flashlight. Long range. Cor­
rugated Galalith handle* in 6
colors. Complete with bulb and
batteries. Price per doz....$4.20
No. 50—Our Leader, Improved
Vest Pocket Pen-Light. In as­
sorted French enamel finish.
Complete with bulb and batter­
ies. Price per doz..— .......$2.40
No. 30 Jr.—4 ,/2-0unce Whiskey
Flask of hammered German sil­
ver; concaved to fit hip pocket.
Price per doz.....................$8.40
No. 31 Sr.—10-Ounce Whiskey
Flask, as above. Per doz.... $9.00
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