Automatic Age

Issue: 1941 November

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of types. W r ite s ta tin g your req uire ­
ments.— Advance M achine Co., 4641 Ra-
venswood Avenue, Chicago.
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We
f o r c a s h a ll y o u r 1940
a n d 1941 r e c o r d s . W e w ill acce pt a ll
your records and pay you 5c each, p ro­
v id in g records are in good c o n d itio n ;
they must not be scratched.
We w ill accept your R C A V ictor,
Bluebird, Decca, C olum bia, Brunswick,
Varsity, V ocalian, Okeh, S tandard, etc.
Make shipment o f your records by
THE NEW BLACKSTONE
COIN PACKER
Count and wrap $12.00 in
nickels per minute — new
double speech two barrel
coin packer. Penny, nickel
and dime sizes. Price $2.00.
Blackstone Coin Packer Co.
Madison, Wis.
Badger M anufacturing
2624 West State Street, Milwaukee, Wisconsin
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STATEMENT OF OWNERSHIP, MANAGEMENT,
CIRCULATION, ETC., REQUIRED BY THE ACTS
OF CONGRESS OF AUGUST 24, 1912, AND
MARCH 3, 1933.
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ATTENTION: Sales Managers
Of AU TOM ATIC A G E, published
m o n th ly a t Chicago, in .,
fo r Oct. 1, 1941
W 'T R I P J W P L A Y S owj '
and Manufacturers
OPERATED PHO M W AP^,
State of Illin o is }
County of co o k j
Before me, a N otary P ub lic, in and
for the State and county aforesaid, per­
son ally appeared P ra n k c. P etrine,
who, n a v in g Deen d uly sw orn according
to law , deposes a n d says th a t he is the
E d ito r a n a P ub lishe r of the A u to m atic
Age and th a t the fo llo w in g is to tne
best of his know ledge an d belief, a true
statem ent of the ow nership, m a n a g e ­
m ent (and if a d aily paper, tne c irc u la ­
tio n ), etc., of the aforesaid p u blic atio n
for the date show n in the above cap­
tion, required by the A c t of A u g u s t 24,
1912, as am ended by the A c t ot March
3, 193a, embodied in section 537, P ostal
Laws and R e gu latio n s, prin ted on the
reverse of this form , to w it:
1. T hat the nam es an d addresses of
the publisher, editor, m a n a g in g editor,
and Dusiness m anagers are:
P ub lishe r, F r a n k C. P etrine, 4416-18
E lsto n
Ave.,
Chicago,
111.; E ditor,
P r a n k C. P etrine, 4416-18 E ls to n Ave.,
Chicago, 111.; m a n a g in g E d ito r, none;
Business M anager, P ra n k C. Petrine,
4416-18 E ls to n Ave., Chicago, 111.
2. T hat the owner is: A u to m a tic Age,
Inc., 4416-18 E lsto n Ave., Chicago, 111.;
P r a n k C. Petrine, 4416-18 E lsto n Ave.,
Chicago, 111.; M. A. P etrine, 4416-18
E lsto n Ave., Chicago, 111.; J. A. B aukus,
4416-18 E lsto n Ave., Chicago, 111.
3. T hat the kn o w n bond holders,
mortgagees, and other security holders
o w n in g or h o ld in g 1 per cent or more
of to tal a m o u n t of bonds, m ortgages, or
other securities are: None.
4. T hat the tw o pa ra g ra p h s next
above, g iv in g the names of the owners,
stockholders, and security holders, if
any, contain not onl y the list of sto ck­
holders and security holders as they*
appear upon the books of the com pany
but, also, in cases where the sto ck­
holder or security holder appears on
the books of the com pany as trustee
or in any other fiduciary relation, the
name of the person or corporation for
w hom such trustee is acting, is given;
also th a t the said tw o pa rag rap h s con­
tain statem ents em bracing a ffiant’s fu ll
know ledge and belief as to the c irc u m ­
stances and conditions under w hich
stockholders and security holders who
do not appear upon the books of the
com pany as trustees, hold stock and
securities in a capacity other than th a t
of a bona-fide owner; and this affiant
has no reason to believe th a t any other
person, association, or corporation has
any interest direct or indirect in the
said stock, bonds, or other securities
than as so stated by him.
F R A N K C. P E T R IN E
(S ig n a tu re of E ditor, Publisher,
Business M anager.)
Sw orn to and subscribed before me
this 1st day of October, 1941.
E D W A R D J. B IN G H A M
(Seal)
(M y com m ission expires November
30, 1942.)
m otor transport, c.o.d. subject to exam­
ination and c o lle c t. Make shipm ent o f
your used records in lots o f 100 or more.
Make shipment o f a ll your used records
as often as you have 100 or more on
hand.
Always send us post card or le tte r
advising o f your shipment. G ive amount
records. Make shipm ent d ire c t to
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with extensive experience, seeks
connection in similar line. Prefers
headquarters in New York or
vicinity.
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FU NN Y
ANY
B O N E T IC K L E R S
S I M I L A R I T Y TD P E R S O N S L I V I N G
IS P UR E L Y I NT ENTI ONAL
The song of the day is— “Aw,
leave us a loan.”
Short, Short Story!
Out on a picnic, Henry tries
to whip in the “first kiss.” How
she struggles! “No, no! You
mustn’t! I wouldn’t want you
to think I was that kind!” What
does he do? He is abashed. He
blushes. She starts planning her
trousseau.
Florist's Proposal
“ D A IS Y , you’re gorgeous;
I ’ve never ZINNIA look so beau­
tiful! Be mine. I ’ll VINE you
and dine you. If I said I could
live without you I ’d LILAC hell.
Yes, I know the millionaires are
after you in PHLOX, but you
wouldn’t M A R IG O L D , would
you? Be my own little PAS­
SION FLOWER and we’ll never
POT. You must ask your moth­
er first? Then PETUNIA hat
and coat and go home and
ASTER. When we’re married
you can have everything you
want—VIOLET you have any­
thing. We’ll sail abroad; we’ll
take a ship to some FERN port.
So pack your things tonight,
SWEET PEA, and don’t forget
your little lace-trimmed PAN­
SIES*
Fam iliar Te rrito ry
First Gigolo: “I made ten
bucks petting with that fat
widow Parks. But it was a lot
of work.”
Second Gigolo: “I know. I
once had a job along those same
lines.”
Overheard in a court room as
curvaceous plaintiff was being
cross-examined: “She could win
this case with one leg tied be­
hind her back.”
Movie director: “I ’m afraid
this scene won’t get by the cen­
sors--- two in a tub isn’t sani­
tary.”
Old Bartender: “Motoring is
surely a great thing. I used to
be fat and sluggish before the
motoring craze, but now I ’m
spry and energetic.”
Friend: “Why, I didn’t know
you motored.”
0. B.: “I don’t. I dodge.”
Teacher: “Johnny, give me an
example of rigid economy.”
Johnny: “A dead Scotchman.”
Sailor: “This is the quarter
deck.”
Sweetie: “How wonderful.
Now let’s see the fifty cent
kind.”
Sailor: “You look like a sen­
sible girl. Let’s get married.”
Jane: “Nothing doing. I ’m
just as sensible as I look.”
A d vice to r Shy G irls
“Laugh at his jokes; fall for
his gags — even the lemons.
When my John pulled the old
mouse routine, I screamed in
terror: “Oh! Never frighten me
like that! I ’m such a poor, help­
less, frail little child.” And
clutched him in my arms to
show him how really frightened
I was.
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Gloria: “I could have married
anyone I pleased.”
Betty: “Well, why are you
still single?”
Gloria: “I guess I never
pleased anyone.”
“I finally dated Clara Belle
last night, and as I left, she let
me kiss her good-night.”
“Good work, old man.”
“Yes, it was nice going.”
Camp recreation center direc­
tor to bump-dancer: “Ye gods!
The soldiers expect you to play
an accordion.”
She: “Gee, I almost had the
hide taken off because of my
sun-bathing.”
He: “I ’ll bet the sun was boil­
ing hot!”
She: “No, but my old man
was.”
Mrs. Newlywed: “Darling,
I’m afraid I ’ve put too much
milk in those potatoes.”
Mr. Newlywed: “Oh, well,
we’ll drink them then.”
Judge: “Who was driving
when you hit that car?”
Drunk
(triu m p h a n tly ) :
“None of us, we were all in th’
back seat.”
Son: “Say, ma, that apple I
just ate had a worm in it, and I
ate that too.”
M a: “What? Here, drink this
water and wash it down.”
Jr.: “Aw let ’im walk down.”
November, 1941
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