Automatic Age

Issue: 1941 July

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4416-18 Elston Ave.,
Chicago, III.
When I see a merchant over-
polite to his customers, begging
them to taste a little brandy and
throwing half his goods on the
counter—thinks I, that man has
an axe to grind.— Charles Miner.
Increased m e a n s and in­
creased leisure are the two civil­
izers of man. — Benjamin Dis­
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year, when the air is calm and
pleasant, it were an injury and
sullenness against Nature not to
go out and see her riches, and
partake in her rejoicing with
heaven and earth.— John Milton.
I was born an American; I
will live an American; I shall die
an American.— Daniel Webster.
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F U N N Y BONE T I CKL ERS
ANY
SIMILARITY
IS
In order to reduce a young lady
tried horseback riding. She began
falling off right away.
Rastus: (Stumbling in at 3 a .m .):
“ De ‘ol gray mare, she ain’t what
she used to be.”
Mandy: (Coldly) : “ But de ol’ white
mule sho am.”
Customer (watching butcher cut off
stea k ): “ Hey, you’re giving me a big
piece of bone.”
Butcher: “ No I’m not; you’re pay­
ing for it.”
Dubb: “ How’s Collins?”
Flubb: “ Flat on his back.”
Dubb: “ Why, only last night I saw
him dancing with a blonde.”
Flubb: “ So did his wife.”
Customer: “ I don’t like the looks of
that mackerel.”
Dealer: “ Well, if it’s looks you
want, why don’t you buy a gold fish?”
A wink that lasts one second— may
have a result that lasts a lifetime.
Customer: “ I don’t like the flies in
here.”
W aiter: “ Sorry, sir, there’ll be some
new ones in tomorrow.”
Mary had a little lamb,
One day she clipped its tresses.
And found she had sufficient wool,
For fifteen modern dresses.
Guest (to butler): “Been long in
the service of the family, Jenks?”
Butler : “ Indeed, sir. I am now serv­
ing the third degeneration.”
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TO
PERSONS
PURELY
LIVING
DR
DEAD
INTENTIONAL
Stage Manager: “ Why in thunder
don’t you go on with the animal act?”
Lady Trainer: “ Pleathe, thir, I
can’t find my panther!”
S. T .: “ Never mind your clothes.
Get on with the show!”
# !
#
“ My wife is cooking her first din­
ner. Will you come along and share
it with me?”
“ Sure—haven’t I always shared
your sorrows?”
Lady: “ Why did you leave your last
place, Mary?"
Maid: “ Because I didn’t know what
this one was like.”
“Don't cry, little boy, you’ll get your
reward in the end.”
“ That’s where I alius gets i t ”
“ Ah sho does pity you,” said a negro
pugilist to his opponent as they
squared off for the bout. “ Ah was
born wid boxin’ gloves on.”
“ Maybe you was,” retorted the
other, “ and Ah reckon yo am goin’ to
die de same way.”
“ Fes, my dear, take it from me —
the only way to make your engage­
ment to Hank last is to build it on a
stone foundation.”
Science tells us that a grain of
sugar has sixteen sides and never
varies in shape.
Tut, tut! W e know some “ sugars”
that do.
Jack: “ You should have seen Helen
run that quarter mile.”
Jim: “ W hat did she do it in?”
Jack: “ I’ll be darned if I know what
you call em.”
Bough: “ I’ve a half mind to get
married”
Zough: “ That’s all you need.”
Fanny: “ My husband is like an an­
chor.”
Anne: “ How come?”
Fanny: “ He’s always aweigh.”
She: “ I’ve changed my mind.”
H e: “ Does it work any better?”
Sue: “ Dot’s boy friend is a worm.”
Daisy: “ W hat makes you say that?’
Sue: “ I just saw a chicken pick him
up.”
Excited young father: “ Tell me
quick— is it a boy?”
Calm nurse: “ Well, the one in the
middle is.”
“ Dear Miss Beatrice:
“ W hat should a young lady do
when her date insists on telling a raft
of naughty stories?
— Puzzled.”
“ If they’re good, memorize ’em.
P rof: “ The first date in history was
about 4000 B. C.”
Stude .: “ Who had it?”
A doctor was walking one afternoon
with his young and beautiful bride
when an attractive woman nodded to
him. Suspecting an earlier love affair*
the wife asked: “ Who’s the lady,
dear?” The doctor replied: “ Oh, only
a woman I ’ve met once or twice pro­
fessionally.” The w ife: “ Whose pro­
fession?”
He: “ Wanna ride?”
She: “ Going north?”
H e: “ Sure!”
She: “ Give my regards
Eskimos.”
Daughter: “ Papa went off in
ea*
humor this morning.”
Mother: “ Mercy. That reminds ine,
I forgot to ask him for any money.
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