Automatic Age

April, 1938
107
AUTOMATIC AGE
Worst Jokes We
Ever Heard
Reginald— Had a thrill the
other night. Held Priscilla’s
hand for fully five minutes.
Chauncey— Dear, dear, how
aggressive you are.
First Kid—What’ll we do?
Second Kid— Let’s play can­
dy store.
First Kid— Fine. Here comes
Dad. He’ll be liquorish.
—
“ HI be
dear, as
above— if
It was
gazed at.
o —
ly caused by somebody not be­
ing on the square.
— o —
Prof.— Cleopatra is one of the
most remarkable figures in all
history.
Student— Is or had?
— o —
The girl who thinks no man
is good enough for her may be
right, but she is more often left.
as true and constant,
the spreading tree
you will be my love.”
a slippery elm they
Many a married man stays
home nights because he has the
house to himself.
The Man at the Wheel (See­
ing drunk)— That reminds me,
I have to get the car oiled to­
morrow.
“ What measures would have
to be taken to repeal the Vol­
stead a ct?”
“ Heroic.”
Jinks— Have you heard the
latest Scotch joke?
Binks— No, I’ve been out of
the office for half an hour.
“ What do you see in yonder
lake that makes you look so
puzzled?”
“ Nothing much. My wife is
out there drowning and I sort
of thought I ought to save
her.”
— o —
— o —
“ Why do girls of 18 marry
men of 6 0 ?”
“ The modern girl is develop­
ing a conscience. She prefers
an inheritance to alimony.”
A Chicago policeman shot a
robber the other day, but he
was just a new policeman and
didn’t know any better.
Our idea of some necking
party would be one between a
lady giraffe and a gentleman
octopus.
Speaking of famous athletes,
“ I’m always on the team,” said
the horsefly.
“ What is meant by ‘the
400?”
“ Usually the average weight
o f the matrons.”
The eternal triangle is usual­
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