Automatic Age

Issue: 1937 November

November, 1937
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AUTOMATIC AGE
that only a school teacher would manufacturer’s games, create a
like. Here it is: ANY AD desire for them and spur the
THAT SELLS
MERCHAN­ urge to buy right now. And if
DISE IS GOOD ADVERTIS­ it is to do any of those things,
it must first be read. If it is
ING.
badly planned, with a jammed
That definition covers the
layout of small, unattractive
“works,” in all fields. A coin
type, its chances of being read
machine operator may say that
are slim. Unless it contains an
the institutional ad he runs to
“attention compeller,” some­
acquaint his public with the
thing to hit the reader right be­
merits of the coin machine in­
tween the eyes (or sometimes
dustry as a whole is published
to hit him at the opposite ex­
solely for educational purposes.
treme) it can’t compete with
Yeah? And why does he want
all the pretty pictures and high
to educate people? He wants to
class articles.
sell a bill of goods, and if he
And now, assuming that the
didn’t, he wouldn’t advertise.
coin
machine manufacturer has
Operators may be big-hearted,
prepared
an ad that is truthful,
but they aren’t playing Santa
an ad that is attractive, one
Claus.
that creates an urge for imme­
A manufacturer once told me diate action— the ad is not
that he had run a certain ad in worth a 1915 model “Sultana’s
a coin machine trade journal Bridal Night” penny arcade
not to sell merchandise but to machine unless it reaches the
create good will. “Why do you right readers.
want good will?” I asked. “Why,
so I can sell more games, of
course,” he replied.
Bad advertising, reversing
our definition, is advertising
that does not sell merchandise.
A coin machine ad that creates
such a glowing mental picture
of a game that the operator is
disappointed when he sees the
machine is bad advertising. An
ad that says things about a
game that the game can’t back
up is equally bad.
Even bad advertising occas­
sionally does a good job. Many
a time, a really poor coin ma­
chine advertisement has pulled
big results in spite of the ad’s
weakness. Maybe the market
was right, maybe the new game
was obviously so good that it
outweighed the bad advertis­
ing. A dozen things could be
responsible.
How should you go about pre­
paring your advertising Well,
if an ad is to achieve its goal,
it must attract interest to the
Advertising must l>e concen­
trated upon people who can buy
and who can reasonably be ex­
pected to want to buy, rather
than scattered to an indiscrim­
inate mass. In other words, the
ad must meet its market.
Having met its market, it
must create a more favorable
impression than will any com­
petitive advertising message. It
isn’t enough to sell the customer
on the idea that your game is a
good one; you must make him
believe that “Bugola” is better
than “Blooperoo.” Having con­
vinced him that “Bugola” is the
best game for his money, you
must then make your advertis­
ing copy prove to him that he
can’t get along another day
without a shipment of “Bugo-
las.” When your ad has done
all those things, you’re in the
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November, 1937
AUTOMATIC AGE
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We know a steno who used
“Well, old man, do you be­
to pet by the hour until her boss lieve in the survival of the fit­
test?”
hired her by the week.
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“Certainly not,” said the lit­
No matter how many tricks tle man, without a smile. “I
friends try to play on newly­ don’t believe in the survival of
weds, they are seldom caught anybody. I ’m an undertaker.”
napping.
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Freshman: “ Some upper
Chorus Chatter
classman
was just telling me
4th Kicker: “They tell me
that
we
are
to have a new con­
that to get a good part in pic­
crete
stadium
next fall.”
tures you’ve got to know how
Sophomore:
“Yes, the alum­
to act.”
ni
have
at
last
decided to use
5th Kicker: “Yes, you’ve got
their
heads.”
to act as if you enjoyed the
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director’s petting.”
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It’s no sign that drinking is
on the increase when girls come
out of places that their fathers
formerly frequented.
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A gigolo agency is about the
only place where a woman al­
ways pays.
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Coed: “I never kiss strang­
ers.”
He: “I ’m twenty-one years
old and weigh 160 pounds. My
home is in New York and I live
with my mother and father.
I ’ve been in college two years
and expect to graduate. When
I ido, I ’ll look for work. Let’s
go.”
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Dear Son:
This is the cliff from which
the Spartans threw their defec­
tive children. Wish you were
here.
Love,
Dad.
r
Graduate: “Professor, I have
made some money and I want
to do something for my old col­
lege. I don’t remember what
studies I excelled in.”
Professor: “In my classes
you slept most of the time.”
Graduate: “Fine! I ’ll endow
a dormitory.”
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Splitting the Difference
Old Lady McSquatty had been
arrested for circulating a false
report that a certain lady of un­
certain age had given birth to a
baby. The prisoner claimed she
had gathered the information in
the corner store but could not
remember who she had heard
discussing it.
“Don’t you know,” admonish­
ed Judge Opus B. Ronning, “that
you should believe only half
what you hear?”
Mrs. McSquatty looked at him
beamingly.
“Sure I do, sir— and that’s
just it. The way I heard it was
that she had twins.”
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Old maids who sleep with
windows open,
Are those who never give up
hopin’ !
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When a Scotchman gets into a
fight, you may be sure that it’s
a free-for-all.
Operator: “Well, what do
A Perfect A lib i
you think of our little college
Abe: “You bummer! I saw
town?”
you kissink mine vife last night.
Distributor: “It certainly is
Ike: “Are you sure it was
unique.
me?”
Operator: “Whadda mean
Abe: “Veil, if it vasn’t you, it
‘unique’ ?”
vas your brodder!”
. . .
“It’s from the Latin ‘unus’,
Ike: “Heh, heh, heh!”
‘one’ and ‘equus’ ‘horse’.
Abe: “Vot are you laffink
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at?”
Ike: “I ain’t got no brod­
Student (not very clear as to
* # #
his lesson) : “That’s what the der!”
The Scotsman who learned
author says anyway.”
Professor: “I don’t want the the Braille system to save elec­
tric light must be the guy who
author; I want you!”
Student (despairingly) :“Well said he could read his girl friend
like a book.
you’ve got me.”
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