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W ill: “ W hat’s becom e o f the pet
woodpecker you used to have?”
B ill: “ I sold him to an antique
furniture dealer, and he’s got the
poor thing working 18 hours a day
making worm holes in the tables.”
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Store Manager: “ W hat do you
mean by arguing with that custom
er? D on’t you know our rule? The
customer is always right.”
Flcorw alker: “ I know it. But he
insisted that he was wrong.” — Am er
ican Legion Monthly.
Judge: “ Now, Rastus, I shall ex-
“ D o you keep your dates?”
“ No, my dates keep me.”
H ubbv: “ Your biscuits are nothing
but paste.”
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W ifie: “ So was that diamond you
gave me.”
First H e: “ See that girl? Her face
is her fortune.”
Second H e: “ Yeh, and it runs into
a nice figure.”
Slumbering Revenge. — “ Jimmie,”
said the teacher, “ what is your great
est am bition?”
Jimmie considered thoughtfully.
“ I think,” he said, “ it is to wash
mother’s face.” — The New Outlook,
pect you to support your w ife and
twin babies faithfully from now on.”
Rastus:
“ But, Judge, you ain’ t
heard all my side o f the story. One
o f them twins ain’t mine.”
Eternal Tragedy.— Fond Parent:
“ W hat’s the matter, my dear?”
Daughter: “ Freddie and I have
parted forever.”
“ Um ! In that case I suppose he
won’ t be around here fo r a couple
o f nights.” — Tit-Bits.
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Double Diagnosis— “ H ow ’s your
car running?”
“ Not so good.
I can’ t keep it
throttled down.”
“ H ow ’s your w ife ? ”
“ Oh, she’s about the same.— Path
finder.
Clearing the Tracks. — “ A Boy
Scout doesn’t procrastinate.”
“ N o,” agreed the small wearer o f
khaki. “ That’s why I always do my
good deed first thing in the morn
ing and get the darned thing over
with.” — American Legion Monthly.
Adepts to the Brush.— The class
was having it weekly talk on paint
ing, and teacher said, “ Sir Joshua
Reynolds was able, with a single
stroke o f his brush, to change a
smiling face into a frow ning one.”
“ That’s nothing,” murmured little
Jimmy, “ my maw can do that.” — B.
& M. Magazine.
Dan:
“ W here are you off to,
B en?”
Ben: “ I ’m goin’ to see the doctor,
I don’t like the look o f my w ife.”
Dan: “ I ’ll come with ye— I don’ t
like the look o ’ mine either.”
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