Automatic Age

Issue: 1927 September

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down to breakfast late, her
kiss er asked: “ Did that young man
«Nyou last night?”
mother, do you suppose he
to in i
way from Bueons Aires
l00k at the gold fish?”
We V*f^0r being shown around the
the guide how deep it was.
not v ’ sir>” was the reply, “ we do
yeaj n°w t*le actual depth, but last
t0 u a young Australian came here
dived
took his clothes off and
aeain«»in’ and we never saw him
j ag^j^ ^id you never hear from h'm
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yes, we had a cablegram
* * * * * * * * ask*n® us to sen<*
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Onl,'’1'eet Urchin — “ Paper, mister?
y two cents.”
t6rje^ }s(~-“ Has dere been any rob-
j‘
—“ No.”
Ues “ j\ny lynchings?”
J- u - - “ No.”
°Hes- “ Has anybody died?”
?* U- - “ No.”
< ^ - “ IS dere any change in the
?' lJ— “ No.”
the °t?.es~~“ Has Uncle B'm married
« Widow Zander?”
for
—“ You ought to be arrested
^hat-Selling stuff like that- Thi? k
S q « j . * might have bought.”— Mis-
^ Outlaw.
A Happy Choice
jj^istress— “ You can have this hat,
^°lds. I shall not wear it again.”
iHU er Maid—“ That is kind of you,
»*i. it's the very one my young
likes me in best!”— Pearson’s
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“ Do I bore you?” asked the mos­
quito politely as he sank a deep shaft
into the man’s leg.
“ Not at all,” replied the man,
smacking him with a book. “ By the
way, how do I strike you?”
He—“ Her neice is rather good
looking, eh?”
Him— “ Don’t say knees is, say
knees are.”— Leatherneck.
Nurse (returning from party) —
“ Good gracious. How sticky your
glove is.”
Child—“ So would yours be if you
had a meringue and two chocolate
eclairs in your muff.”
Not a Typographical Error
Ralph Burkholder, of Topeka, has
discovered a slot machine wit. Some
one who dropped a dime in the per­
fume machine for men in the base­
ment of the Hotel Jayhawk and
found no perfume, pinned the fol­
lowing warning on a card: “ Out of
Odor.”— Topeka (Kan.) Journal.
They were talking about trees.
“ My favorite,” she said, “ is the
oak. It's so noble, so magnificent, in
its strength. But what is your fa­
vorite?”
“ Yew,” he replied.
And Howl
“ I don’t suppose she suffered any
after effects of her operation?”
“ No, but everybody else did.”—
Judge.
A gossip writer mentions a circus
sword-swallower who has been ill ow­
ing to overwork. It is said that the
doctors have put him on a light diet
of used safety-razor blades.— Punch,
London.

“ Do you take this woman for but­
ter or for wurst?”
“ Oh, liver alone. I never sausage
nerve!”
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Want Ads
DO YOU COUNT PENNIES?— The
Presto Coin Counter counts and
stacks 100 pennies in 15 seconds.
Fits the pocket. Price $1.00, cash
with order. Money back if not O. K.
P. C. Smith, 901 Lafayette Parkway,
Chicago.
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W ANTED AT ONCE— Cash waiting
— coin-controlled machines, all de­
scriptions. Must be in working or­
der. Would buy complete route Chi­
cago or Cincinnati territory. Write
AT ONCE. L. H. Strauss, 732 Ghol-
son Ave., Cincinnati, O.
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FOR SALE—5 Target Practice Ma­
chines, made by Exhibit Supply;
machines in first class condition—
price $10.00 each. A. R. Grover, 149
Broadway, Norwich, Conn.
SALES
REPRESENTATIVE
on
chewing ball gum, candies, confec­
tionery, popular priced quality line,
steady all-year around sellers. Abil­
ity is essential, experience not. Write
full. B. T. 1500, Times Bldg., New
York City.
LIVEST Selling Card Specialties
made. Sells right now to all drug­
gists, confectioners and the smaller
merchants in many other lines; also
drug, candy and grocery jobbers.
Address Plattner Co., 309 P Oak,
Kansas City, Mo.
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These ads are 20c per line per ’ssU*
Send cash with order.
Minimum ad accepted $1.00*
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WE OFFER FOR S A L E — Bu)1 >
ham stands, $3.00 each, *orrtad{:
kind of vending machine
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Matheson Skill Ball Gum vL)i>
$17.00; 2 Lincolns, 6-way play, ^ Jt
each; Bull Durham Coin Ch»‘ ^
play, for Jennings machines, #f
proof, wire proof and positive^
key proof, $10.00 each.
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WE WANT TO BUY: JU
Deweys, 25c, 50c and $l-°0
Mills, Crickets, 5c and 25c jjjJ,
Write us what you have.
DURHAM NOVELTIES, 4316 »
tier Blvd., Los Angeles, Califg g ^ ,
NEW A. B. T. TARGET MAC^Ljj
— gong attachment; increases I
and stimulates interest again
territory.
Easily a tta c h e d . ^
earns its cost. Price $2.00.
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Machine Co., 3245 W o o d la n d * j
Philadelphia.________
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ONE THOUSAND A D V A N ^ if
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Peanut Machines (uS (jjr
good condition, wanted at once- w.
Novelty Company, 4711 HaI”
Ave., Detroit, Michigan.
WE ARE IN MARKET TO V
used vending and amusemeiy p-
chines for spot cash. The Co& $
chine Co., 6244 Carpenter St-r^
cago, 111., phone Wentworth
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W ANTED— To buy Columbus V
nut Machines, Sanitary
Machines, etc., cash. Penny W
Co., 4228 Barnes Ave., BronX,
York City.
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VIEW S—92 SET'S complete, 15 to
the set, with sign to match. Juve­
niles, Comics and Artistic; some signs
marked for 5c. All Exhibit Supply
Co. and International Mutoscope
views. Have been run very little and
are as good as new. Make me a
price for the lot.. Address Box 24,
Automatic Age.
HAVE SOME ADVANCE Pe5*
and Ball Gum Machines
—also special Hit-the-Coon, h° ^
alley and other Ball Gum penny jjo
ders. What will you offer?
45, Automatic Age.____________
FOR SALE— Universal Model 1, 2, 3,
Ball Gum and brand new Mills 5c
Target, late model, both for $15.00.
Floor style 5c and 25c machines on
hand. Write your needs. E. A. Barr,
Shamokin, Pa.
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NICKEL AND QUARTER r e j« ^
for Penny to Quarter Vefl ^
Write for particulars. Box 444. $
25 A. B. T. TARGET machines, >
each. Acme Electrics, Vitasc^jj-
Superna Co., 241 Rusk Ave, i j 1
waukee, Wis.
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