Automatic Age

Issue: 1927 August

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Sam — "Where were you las’
night?”
“ May and I went coupay-
Sam—“ Big time I suppose?”
'
a„ 7 ° c~~J"Fair. May did the cooing
and I did the paying.”
t ®e—“ Will you love me when my
is silver?”
She—“ Yes— if you still have a lit­
e gold with it.”
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—“ It's easy to weigh fish,
S1U it, Hr. Shadd?”
; "^aler—“ Because they’re already
n *ne scales.”
An enterprising coal dealer, some-
^hat Prone to air his alleged knowl-
edg,
tli
011 every possible occasion, had
Ca®^°H°wing
ing printed on his busi
business
Coal delivered a la carte or coal
de sac.’
Those Foreign Coins
tery^7,a^*s the charge on this
“ tr^ y Tolts‘”
How much is that in
es money?”— Rice Owl.
bat-
United
Tv> ^ len Freak Meets Freak
^ the only time a horse gets scared
. ’Wadays is when he meets another
rse.—New Jersey Motorist.
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Optimism
“ Want to take a chance on an au­
tomobile, mister? Only a dollar.”
"But I don’t want an automobile,
young man.”
“ Thats all right, mister. Maybe
you won’t get it.”
Best in Brevity
An automobile halted by the curb
and a pedestrian addressed the
driver:
"Your
pneumatic
contrivance,”
said he, “ has ceased to function.”
"Whazzat?” barked the motorist.
“ I say, your tubular air container
has lost its rotundity.”
“ Brother,” said the man in the au­
tomobile, “ I don’t getcha.”
“ I mean to say,” explained the
other, "that the cylindrical apparatus
which supports your vehicle is no
longer inflated.”
“ But------ ”
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"The elastic fabric surrounding
the circular frame whose successive
revolutions bear you onward in space
has not retained its pristine round­
ness.”
“ Say------” began the motorist—
when there came another voice:
"Hey, mister!” it said. “ You’ve
got a flat tire!”
GLASSINE BAGS
TT E D ^ E M B O S S E D
PE A N U T S ^ ,
P O TA TO C HI P S
B A K E R Y GOODS
PO P C O RN ^/
C A N ----------------
S e n d F o r S a m p le s a n d P r i c e s
PAPER G O O D S CO.
LAKE STREET
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W ant Ads
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DO YOU COUNT PENNIES?— The
Presto Coin Counter counts and
stacks 100 pennies in 15 seconds.
Fits the pocket. Price $1.00, cash
with order. Money back if not O. K.
P. C. Smith, 901 Lafayette Parkway,
Chicago.
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PHOTOSCOPE REEL EXCHANGE
— Send us one dollar with each of
your old Photoscope Reels with title
cards; in exchange for which we will
send you Reels containing other sub­
jects. All Reels must be in good
condition. Cook Novelty Company,
4711 Hamilton Ave., Detroit, Mich.
D-8
WE MAKE the best hand soap paste
in America, (make any test you
like.) Sell the soap at $1.00 gallon.
Sell the concentrate enough to make
ten gallons for one dollar. We have
decided to offer for exchange for
used vending machines enough of the
concentrate to make five thousand
gallons. Write fully what you have
to offer. Value concentrate at 10c
gallon. Alma Mfg. Co., Ogemaw,
A rk .________________________ M-JJY
LIVEST Selling Card Specialties
made. Sells right now to all drug­
gists, confectioners and the smaller
merchants in many other lines; also
drug, candy and grocery jobbers.
Address Plattner Co., 309 P Oak,
Kansas City, Mo.
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FOR SALE— 20 A. B. T. Pistol Gun
Machines less than three weeks
old. Guaranteed perfect condition
both in appearance and mechanically.
$25.00 in singles, $22.50 for the 20.
Shipped subject to examination.
GREAT W ESTERN CANDY CO.,
1508 Troost Ave., Kansas City, Mo.
Z-8
FOR SALE— Universal Model 1, 2, 3,
Ball Gum and brand new Mills 5c
Target, late model, both for $15.00.
Floor style 5c and 25c machines on
hand. Write your needs. E. A. Barr,
Shamokin, Pa.
A-8-9
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Send cash with order.
Minimum ad accepted $1.00.
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WE STILL HAVE twenty Blue Bird
Target Practice Ball Gum Vending
Machines which we will sacrifice
$12.50 each. Also fifty Mills Target
Practice Machines— sacrifice at
each. Mills Sales Co., 3rd and Chest'
nut Sts., Oakland, Calif._________
57 HANCE ELECTRIC Hot PeanU*
machines. These are the machine®
with porcelain base. In perfect shape
— cost new about $18 in lots o f 1M
will sell at $10 each, one or all, hj*
EXPERIENCED Repairman at your
service. Rebuilding and repaii'in#
all kinds machines. Am also exp eri­
enced operator. J. V., care of Auto'
matic A ge._______________________ __I
FOR SALE — Mills make T a r g e t
Practice Machines, large money
boxes. Most of these machines have
brass knockers and aluminum tar'
gets, therefore, we say they are bet'
ter than new both in appearance and
mechanism. $12.00 each in lots of
five or more. Special price in lots of
100 or more. Peerless Amusement'
Machine Co., 4560 Council St., Lojj
Angeles, California.______________
W ANTED— Good used penny Vend'
ing Machines in any quantity-''
state price and condition in your first
letter. Write at once. Premier Sp6'
cialty Co., 13821 St. Aubin Ave., £>e'
troit, Mich.______________________ d^
W ANTED— To buy Columbus Pea'
nut Machines, Sanitary Napkin
Machines, etc., cash. Penny Sales
Co., 4228 Barnes Ave., Bronx, Ne^
York City.______________________b j f l
FOR SALE— 150 new Yu-Chu in'
verted bowl 500 ball gum vending
machines, price $3 each. Not less
than 25 sold. No inquiries answered’
Guaranteed to be as represented-
Also 25 white enamel Columbus 80^
Ball Gum at $4. Heavner’s, ElkinS'
W. Va.__________________________ d^
NICKEL AND QUARTER rejector*
for Penny to Quarter Venders-
Write for particulars. Box 444. au£
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